Feeling A Little…

So, I’m feeling a little crappy this super duper early morning. I figured I’d stick to the subject and tell you another horror story. It was like any other day at the diner. Busy as usual. I had about thirty-ish more minutes to go. One of the employees called me up to the front because a customer wanted to speak to me. I obliged. The customer leaned in, I stepped back like, “Whoa!!, arms width lady”. She proceeds to tell me that it seems someone may have clogged one of the toilets and there was water everywhere. I told her I would have someone take care of it and thanked her for informing me. I sent Jennifer, (poor unlucky) Jennifer. Away she went with rubber gloves, mop bucket and mop. I swear, all of three seconds went by, she comes back with a look of horror and disgust on her face, breathing heavily. I asked her what happened. She said, “I need you to see this now!!!!”. I’m thinking, “what could be so bad?”, I followed and as soon as I reached the door way, a stench so foul just just grabbed hold of me and slapped me silly. At that point, I was terrified to enter. Water was already making it’s way to the entry way of the bathrooms, I had to act fast. Jennifer motioned me, as if to say, “After you”, only she didn’t follow me in. As I opened the door, the water was everywhere. It was going to take a good amount of time to get that cleared up. I then approached the stalls to see which one was the culprit. I swung open the first stall door and I stood there mortified. It was like a freaking crime scene, only it wasn’t blood, it was shit (now picture this). Shit splatters every where. A shitty hand print that started mid wall, slowly slid down. Shitty toilet paper filled the bowl and scattered on the floor. Shit spread across the door and on the door handle, I’m gagging, trying desperately not to breathe, thinking this kind of thing only happens in the men’s bathrooms. I seen enough, but couldn’t look away. It was like a bad car accident that you couldn’t help but stare. I had to get the hell out of dodge!! I couldn’t even imagine, no, scratch that, I wouldn’t even want to imagine how the hell that came to be. I had to recruit two of my strongest men to do the job. I did warn them and equipped them with double everything. I lead the way and even these two “tough” guys were brought to their knees begging for mercy. I wished them good luck and ran. I never seen anything more disgusting than that. EVER!!!! Brings me to tears just writing about it. (Think “Hall Pass” the movie times ten)
I hope I didn’t spoil your morning. 😊




  1. That’s horrible. And obviously done intentionally. What does this gain for the person who did it? Senseless.

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    • Oh, it was horrible. On top of that, it’s a diner where people actually eat.


  2. Just Plain Ol' Vic

    Gross. No one ever gets paid enough to clean that up!

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    • Right?!?! Who does that?? I’m just glad I didn’t puke. The memory still haunts me to this day.

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  3. Timiarah Camburn

    Terrible! Your description was perfect though. I definitely just gagged several times, without needing to look at the picture. I’m puzzled as to why someone would do that.

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    • You and me both. I hate and refuse to use public facilities no matter how full my bladder gets. I will hold it until I get home.

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