Directions To Nowhere

In the fast lane to get nowhere in a hurry, can’t see where I’m going because my vision is blurry. I made four right turns before I came to a stop, nothing looked familiar except that cop. He gave me a ticket for no seat belt, I gave him a finger told him that’s how I felt. Put on my blinker and proceeded to drive, forgot to look in the mirrors is he still alive? Let’s try this again get out of my way, I have to get there by the end of day. Stopped at the store for something to drink, the guy behind me sure did stink. I threw up in my mouth just a bit, took a big swig then had to spit. Couldn’t remember which way to go, let me ask Siri she should know. That bitch got me more lost than found, gave her a piece of my mind before I threw her to the ground. Not to sure where to go from here, I’ll just keep driving till I know I’m near. These road signs should help me find my way, like that one right there what does it say? Never mind this is just a waste of time, do you know if speeding is a crime? Whatever I’ll turn left here and see where it goes, being lost really blows. Oh wait a minute it’s that cop again, this time around he’s got a friend. Get out of the car what did I do, wreck less driving put my hands behind my back screw you. Drove off like a bat out of hell, you’ll never take me alive I yell.

But your honor.



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